• Pyotr: I have no idea what I'm doing in this new Yahoo Backyard
  • tagsavage: You are in a Yahoo backyard. There is a skeleton here.
  • Pyotr: Walk to skeleton
  • tagsavage: Okay.
  • Pyotr: Walk to skeleton
  • tagsavage: You already did that!
  • Pyotr: Drink skeleton
  • tagsavage: I don't know how to drink skeleton.
  • Pyotr: Learn how to drink skeleton
  • tagsavage: You pull your Book of Learning from your weathered satchel.
  • tagsavage: Table of Contents
  • tagsavage: I. Potions
  • tagsavage: II. Beverages
  • tagsavage: III. Skeletons
  • tagsavage: IV. Swords
  • tagsavage: V. Advanced
  • Pyotr: Go to chapter III
  • tagsavage: "Skeletons: Much has been told of skeletons by our forefathers. They lay at rest until disturbed, at which point they move unpredictably and cause random damage. They can be eaten or drunk with the assistance of a grindstone and a goblet."
  • sultan: That's the whole chapter?
  • tagsavage: The script is rather large.
  • Pyotr: Place grindstone on skeleton
  • tagsavage: You remove a grindstone from your weathered satchel.
  • Pyotr: Place goblet on skeleton
  • tagsavage: You place the goblet on the skeleton. It appears to...move?
  • Pyotr: Take off shirt
  • tagsavage: You remove your shirt. The skeleton is now sitting upright.
  • Pyotr: Drink skeleton
  • tagsavage: You drink the skeleton.