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Rhapsody in Blue — Saint Louis Symphony Orchestra
George Gershwin, composer
In the first 5 seconds, when the clarinet* goes way up, it sounds exactly like a subway train taking off. I thought this the first time I road on the trains and still hear it every time. I’m not crazy.
*correction!
The Learjet repo man (via GMSTR)
After you read this, your job will feel slightly less significant.
For those that don’t know, the flush valve chain lives in the tank of your toilet and connects the lift rod to the flush valve. You see, when you push down on the handle of your toilet, you’re raising the lift rod, which in turn lifts the flush valve at the bottom, which allows the tank’s water to flood the bowl. (What you do is still disgusting).
Most flush valve chains are made of metal, like everything else that has chain in its title. Mine’s not. One of the best parts of subletting is that you get to fix things yourself, and stick your hands into the less filthy half a toilet once a week and reconnect the t-shirt to the plastic spoon, moments after what is then considered the 2nd most shameful thing you’ve done all day.
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