August 2007
28 posts
pocket: how was your first surgery
pocket: fucking wannabe doctor
adaml: whatever, dudes were getting sliced open all over the place
adaml: it was tite
adaml: BLOOD EVERYWHERE
adaml: they let me drink some, it makes me stronger and younger
July 2007
31 posts
Kablam! Prometheus and Bob Fansite
PandB.org
No language barrier, just delicious claymation slapstick.
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Seriously, what is it?
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Michael Moore Will Do Your Laundry
and steal your food. Just kidding, that wasn’t fair.
Deep Focus, an entertainment marketing and promotions firm, has launched a contest, in which a “lucky” Republican winner can have Michael Moore come to their home and personally wash their laundry…if they go see ‘SiCKO.”
The “Take a Republican to See ‘SiCKO” contest states: “Can you...
Plugs
Other tumblrs lifeofbk.com jacob bijani
Get yourself some good hip hop; pacificpirate.blogspot.com
bking: I think I might shoot footage of the kitchen tomorrow
bking: as it makes me hate my life
bking: I made a bagel in there
bking: and I got really depressed
pocket: messy?
bking: and that only took like 40 seconds
bking: disgusting
pocket: :-\
bking: and there's a view to the living room and dining room
bking: which are equally pathetic
bking: it was the first time I really wanted to be in my mother's house, or the ex's kitchen in months
bking: or just shove a fork in the toaster and end it
pocket: how was the bagel
bking: undercooked
bking: I couldn't wait for it to brown
I Go Grocery Shopping
When I woke up today, I went to the bathroom and pooped. Then I went to the kitchen.
I opened my designated cupboard (I live with two other people) to find nothing but a half empty jar of Nutella and dog treats. “I feel like I’ve tried this before..” I said to myself, “and I don’t remember if it was any good.” I decided to pass on dipping the dog treats in...
Holy Shit, Website Gets New Logo
The font is called Black Rose.
Also, I recently saw this site on my roommate’s PC. UGH.
Arial is not a healthy alternative to Helvetica.
New Idea: I'm Inviting You To Be In My Band
Needed: 1 accordion player in (or willing to move to) Long Beach, CA
I’m starting a Weird Al Yankovic parody band.
I'm Writing An Action Flick part 1
Kill Murder: Dead On Impact
That’s obviously sells itself, right?
Wrong, apparently I still have to write a bit of dialogue. According to the nice man guarding the entrance to CBS Studios in West Hollywood today, I still need to have “some sort of story, some characters, and like a big ending.”
Needless to say I still have a bit of work to do, but there are quite a bit of...
“If this continues, you will be dead. And I’m not talking about the...”
– Dr Perry Cox
“Here’s the thing. These guys could have done what we did. In the early days of the Internet, everyone figured the majors would build digital distribution arms. But they didn’t do it, because they didn’t understand technology … Now we’re reaping the reward. And the majors want a bigger slice. Um, for what? We did all the work. Ain’t gonna happen,...
Idea For Today
Go on to someday become a great stand up comedian with a gimmick.
I’m white, wearing blackface, making fun of white people.
“White music all like sad like ‘wah lah dee deee’ and soulful music, y’know, music with soul is like ‘boom room chshhh’”
You really can’t go against this idea or support this idea without being racist. That’s...
First Time To NYC; First Celebrity
My friend and I were looking at schools in manhattan while we were there and we actually ran into Bobby Flay at The Olive Garden.
Right off the bat he was an asshole to us. He told me my shirt was “about as exciting as not grilling asparagus on an uncleaned grill for another 30 seconds after the burgers are pressed and removed.”
“Okay? Well it was really cool seeing you Mr...
spsn: mom's a doctor and we have a clinic
pocket: cool
spsn: so, if you catch any STDs, you're more than welcome to come by
pocket: well one of my retard roommates let it slip that he has herpes. he told me this while he was telling me the story of when he told his parents about all the drugs he does. long story short, you may have a 24 y/o white male on your doorstep one morning. let me know if you just end up killing him or what, you know, so I can smoke his weed.
spsn: haha
spsn: well, you have to give me a few more details because I kill random vagrants on our doorstep regularly
pocket: y'know , the details I gave you seem to be fine
spsn: well, when he doesn't come home next week, it'll be because of me
pocket: I'll make sure not to notice
spsn: deal
austin: "I am color blind to an amazing extent. I had to past a test to prove I could tell the difference between Red and Green when I got my License."
jvale: "do you just see greyscale for certain colors?"
Angry Wired Reader With An Apple II →
he probably paid for whatever graphic program he’s using— LOL