January 2009

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December 2008

Flickr? I hardly know her ihardlyknowher.com

jstn:

ihardlyknowher.com Last side project of 2008. Put your Flickr URL name after the slash (e.g., ihardlyknowher.com/chromogenic). Big pictures, little distractions.

Fuck Me Like Fried Potatoes - Richard Brautigan

Fuck me like fried potatoes
on the most beautifully hungry
morning of my God-damn life.

(via scout)

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Billy Bragg & Wilco - Walt Whitman’s Neice (lyrics by Woody Guthrie)

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hrrrthrrr:

Vote for me for best overall tumblelog or best design….or both please! Consider it a super sweet Christmas gift!

tumblrawards:

Tumblr Award Voting Begins!

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start voting. Hopefully everyone has had a moment to check out atleast a couple of the nominees. For the nominees: time to starting asking your followers for their votes. Start your campaigns. (These polls will only allow one vote per person.)

Hey vote secretlab for best free theme!  If it wins I’ll give you all mini ponies to ride on New Years.

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Eyedea & Abilities - Now

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reaganomixxx:

Tom Waits - “Clap Hands”

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“Since I don't have a toothbrush I'm stealing a candy cane.” —Nick
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The Fugees - Killing Me Softly

Winter Break

I’ve just finished my last exam and I’ve got a month off.  Here’s some stuff I’d like to do:

Books

  • The Crossing (McCarthy) - finish
  • The Road (McCarthy) - finish
  • The Jungle (Sinclair) - finish
  • The Watchmen (Moore, Gibbons) - finish
  • Atlas Shrugged (Rand) - hopefully start this when Spring semester begins

Projects

  • Finish visual javascript for a solo project
  • Release a second tumblr theme that accompanies the solo project
  • Car: 70k mile checks (filters, fluids, bulbs), detail the inside, install winter tires
  • House: better seals on the back door
  • Develop a well-populated, self-sustaining town in Sim City 2000.  I just got this and Sim Tower running on Leopard with Sheepshaver
GWAR w/ Kingdom of Sorrow, Sat 20th @ Electric Factory ticketmaster.com

loosegoose:

morningstar:

http://www.gwar.net/dates.php

I wonder if theyre going to be ballsy enough to feature Obama?

 And put him in a meat grinder? I hope so

I saw them in Milwaukee on Halloween (in tradition) and they definitely had their ways with Obama.  That was just days before he was elected, but I’m sure they have no problem doing it again and again.

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King Henry VIII relied on Cardinal Wolsey, the highest-ranking English church official and lord chancellor to the king, to obtain from Pope Clement VII an annulment of the king’s marriage to Catherine.  Normally, the pope might have been willing to oblige, but the sack of Rome in 1527 had made the pope dependent on the Holy Roman Emperor Charles V, who happened to be the nephew Queen Catherine.

Some Days Of Our Lives drama stirring up in my 16th century Europe.

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Seinfeld episodes even read well
“Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they’re running out of you.”

George suffers from l’esprit de l’escalier and becomes obsessed with recreating the encounter so that he can make use of his comeback.

Jerry, Elaine and Kramer disapprove of “jerk store” as a comeback mainly because “there are no jerk stores.” Elaine suggests, “Your cranium called. It’s got some space to rent.” Jerry offers, “The zoo called. You’re due back by six.” Kramer finally suggests that George simply tell Reilly that he slept with his wife.

After discovering that Reilly was let go from the Yankees and now works for Firestone, George flies to Akron, Ohio, sets up a meeting, and brings a tray of shrimp just to try out the jerk store line. When he says it, however, Reilly shoots back with “What’s the difference? You’re their all-time best seller.” George, unprepared for this ends up using Kramer’s line “Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!” He is then told that Reilly ‘s wife is in a coma.

The Comeback

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“When Jackson was moving into their fix'er up cottage in the Hamptons, the couple were out doors in the yard. Time of year was late fall with trees in the background having no leaves. At this time of year, the song of a bird (Woodthrush) would not be heard, since a Woodthrush sings during spring and summer months for territorial reasons. Though this bird may still be present in the wooded area around the Hamptons, it would not be singing as such.” —A giant, disastrous blooper found in the biopic Pollock with Ed Harris.
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4 Bad, 1 Nice

Clichés

  • 4 Bad
    • work of art
    • school of thought
    • grand scheme of things
    • new direction (all I hear is nude erection)
  • 1 Nice
    • swift kick to the nuts
I want you to say that last one out loud and notice a few things about yourself: your jaw is extended slightly outward, your lips naturally frown in the corners, and you cocked your head forward on the words kick and nuts. Well that’s what I do.
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