May 2009
28 posts
of Montreal - Natalie and Effie In The Park
I’m at a show by myself in Manhattan (I live here now) and consequently have been asked to switch seats 4 times. I’ve been paid a total of $6 to do this, and ended up in my original seat. Loving the opportunities in this city. A woman next to me said I should get into real estate.
“I could use one of these for my easy room. I call it the easy room because...”
– Guy that just delivered a package.
“But you know what? I’m finally feeling like I don’t have to compete...”
– Overheard in the library. Amen, sister.
Dead Kennedys - Where Do Ya Draw the Line
Good grief
You’re eating Gardettos in the library? Are you serious man? How about some Captain Crunch with that? Maybe later you and I could crash a funeral wearing some windsuits and fill our pockets with quarters? You want something to drink with that? Maybe an almost empty cup of soda you could slurp with a straw? Oh good, you’re putting the bag away now and you’re folding it shut...
“Where celebrities go, fans follow. The truism applies as much in social media as...”
– Social Media: The Ashton Kutcher Effect - BusinessWeek
