May 2009
of Montreal - Natalie and Effie In The Park
I’m at a show by myself in Manhattan (I live here now) and consequently have been asked to switch seats 4 times. I’ve been paid a total of $6 to do this, and ended up in my original seat. Loving the opportunities in this city. A woman next to me said I should get into real estate.
Dead Kennedys - Where Do Ya Draw the Line
You’re eating Gardettos in the library? Are you serious man? How about some Captain Crunch with that? Maybe later you and I could crash a funeral wearing some windsuits and fill our pockets with quarters? You want something to drink with that? Maybe an almost empty cup of soda you could slurp with a straw? Oh good, you’re putting the bag away now and you’re folding it shut with a rubber band. No take your time, that’s a really quiet noise it’s making.