“I can’t believe I almost went on a date with a guy who has the same tote bag as me.” —Meaghano
“I think I figured out who’s behind the rap slayings. Who stands to profit the most? We all know its Air brush portrait artists.” —Nick Kroll
- Me: favorite Apatow movie?
- Tom: the one where Seth Rogan smokes pot
If you live in Boston you could start a photoblog of people who refuse to take off their Oakley sunglasses for their probably-once-in-a-lifetime photo opportunity in front of a historical monument. Definite book deal.
“You keep that for your own records. You promise me you’ll put it in your scrapbook.” —The driver of my shuttle van, upon returning to me the customer copy of my receipt. My longing for that Midwest wit is satisfied early.