September 2009
“I can’t believe I almost went on a date with a guy who has the same tote bag as me.”
—Meaghano
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Volcano Choir - Island, IS (via noahkalina)
“I think I figured out who’s behind the rap slayings. Who stands to profit the most? We all know its Air brush portrait artists.”
—Nick Kroll
- Me: favorite Apatow movie?
- Tom: the one where Seth Rogan smokes pot
“IT DOES NOT MATTER HOW SLOW YOU GO SO LONG AS YOU DO NOT STOP!!!!!!”
—Jacob
“A guy came over and asked if he could read my gas meter. I said, ‘Whatever happened to the classics?’”
—Emo Philips (via nickdouglas, markn)
Thin Text in Safari with Snow Leopard →
orderedlist.com
Alternative to previously used text-shadow trick for forcing thinner font rendering in Safari.
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Ryan Adams - Damn, Sam (I Love A Woman That Rains)
Death Of 12 Schoolchildren Makes Perfect Sense →
theonion.com
— The OnionMYRTLE BEACH, SC—In a tragedy none have struggled to comprehend, a group of 12 schoolchildren on a whale-watching trip died in a perfectly logical manner Tuesday when their boat capsized one hour into its voyage. “How something like this could have happened—it’s completely imaginable,” said Coast Guard captain Don Broyard, addressing a group of reporters who were immediately able to make sense of the terrible disaster. “The way the unstable boat overturned, the powerlessness of the small children to fight against the current, the quick flooding of water into their lungs—the whole thing is so well within reason.” Capt. Broyard added that the state coroner would be more than happy to give parents still uncertain of how the tragedy happened a detailed, step-by-step explanation of every fatal injury.
False Power →
dailymeh.tumblr.com
If you have to start compromising on your core values to get into power, you’re not in power.
If you live in Boston you could start a photoblog of people who refuse to take off their Oakley sunglasses for their probably-once-in-a-lifetime photo opportunity in front of a historical monument. Definite book deal.
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Atmosphere - 1597
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Bone Thugs-n-Harmony ft. Tupac - Thug Luv
The epitome of gangster rap for me.
“You keep that for your own records. You promise me you’ll put it in your scrapbook.”
—The driver of my shuttle van, upon returning to me the customer copy of my receipt. My longing for that Midwest wit is satisfied early.
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notorious b.i.g. ft. method man - The What
