February 2010
65 posts
“There is literally not enough celery root grown in the world for it to survive...”
– McDonald’s Mac Snack Wrap: Chef Changes Fast-Food Menu
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Someone please steal all of IMDB’s information and start a good website with it.
Feb 27th
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The Friday before last it was my discovery of how to cry out the perfect turkey gobble, tonight it is the frumpy way I say the word fifth with a completely relaxed jaw that I will repeat a million times until it is no longer funny. Megan: “How about it is not funny ever.” EDIT: Megan and I just sneezed at the same time!~
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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“Oh good my cheese grater just shipped. Both of them.”
– Marco
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
Feb 26th
ListenAstrud Gilberto - The Girl From Ipanema Ipanema...
Feb 26th
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If you actually sit down and listen to Massive Attack, and if, while doing so, you actually listen to the lyrics, diarrhea.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
The guy we rode with in the elevator was dead
marco: Well that guy is probably nice, but--
peter: Oh, that dead guy?
me: The man in the elevator was not dead!
marco: I don't know, he might be.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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“If a drug proves to change something in patients, then that something becomes a...”
– Head Case (New Yorker) via Give Me Something To Read
Feb 25th
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
Feb 24th
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First read this
then read this
Feb 24th
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mean muggin’  (  ゚,_ゝ゚)
Feb 24th
nostrich: staff: reblog the literally billion photos of these beautiful bloggers! Hey, Peter, I don’t want to be a dick — really — but literally billions? Literally? I like hyperbole as much as the next guy, but this is literally a lie. I can’t believe that made it past the edit desk. Same mistake on the actual reads page. I tend to find non-countable uses of this forgivable (“that party...
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
Me: I'm very attracted to you, sexually.
Megan: Cool.
Feb 23rd
ListenThe Xx - Infinity (Flufftronix Remix)
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 19th
How They Made That Old Spice Superbowl Ad →
(via atencio and willw)
Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
ListenTalking Heads - Psycho Killer (live)
Feb 17th
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Did you know that a pimp steak is a hot dog?  I heard that the other night on The Wire and think about it every once in a while.
Feb 17th
“Nothing is more beguiling than a cynical, self-loathing, paranoid narcissist who...”
– Woody Allen Week: Annie Hall by Meaghano Well that’s assuring.
Feb 17th
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Love is not having to Aziz Ansari.
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 14th
Man if you could read the posts in my Drafts folder you would like this blog a lot more.
Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
Feb 13th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
“It’s worth noting that to crawl the whole site at one hit per second will...”
– Wikipedia Jacob pointed out to me that you can download the entire Wikipedia Database.
Feb 10th
Feb 10th
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“You can combine the tags any way you like. You’re not stuck in a rigid tree of...”
– Jake launches Hybrowse, a thing to help you find what you’re looking for.
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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