February 2010
65 posts
“There is literally not enough celery root grown in the world for it to survive...”
– McDonald’s Mac Snack Wrap: Chef Changes Fast-Food Menu
Someone please steal all of IMDB’s information and start a good website with it.
The Friday before last it was my discovery of how to cry out the perfect turkey gobble, tonight it is the frumpy way I say the word fifth with a completely relaxed jaw that I will repeat a million times until it is no longer funny.
Megan: “How about it is not funny ever.”
EDIT: Megan and I just sneezed at the same time!~
“Oh good my cheese grater just shipped. Both of them.”
– Marco
Astrud Gilberto - The Girl From Ipanema
Ipanema...
If you actually sit down and listen to Massive Attack, and if, while doing so, you actually listen to the lyrics, diarrhea.
The guy we rode with in the elevator was dead
marco: Well that guy is probably nice, but--
peter: Oh, that dead guy?
me: The man in the elevator was not dead!
marco: I don't know, he might be.
“If a drug proves to change something in patients, then that something becomes a...”
– Head Case (New Yorker) via Give Me Something To Read
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First read this
then read this
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mean muggin’ ( ﾟ,_ゝﾟ)
nostrich:
staff:
reblog the literally billion photos of these beautiful bloggers!
Hey, Peter, I don’t want to be a dick — really — but literally billions? Literally? I like hyperbole as much as the next guy, but this is literally a lie. I can’t believe that made it past the edit desk. Same mistake on the actual reads page.
I tend to find non-countable uses of this forgivable (“that party...
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Me: I'm very attracted to you, sexually.
Megan: Cool.
The Xx - Infinity (Flufftronix Remix)
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How They Made That Old Spice Superbowl Ad →
(via atencio and willw)
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (live)
Did you know that a pimp steak is a hot dog? I heard that the other night on The Wire and think about it every once in a while.
“Nothing is more beguiling than a cynical, self-loathing, paranoid narcissist who...”
– Woody Allen Week: Annie Hall by Meaghano
Well that’s assuring.
Love is not having to Aziz Ansari.
Man if you could read the posts in my Drafts folder you would like this blog a lot more.
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“It’s worth noting that to crawl the whole site at one hit per second will...”
– Wikipedia
Jacob pointed out to me that you can download the entire Wikipedia Database.
“You can combine the tags any way you like. You’re not stuck in a rigid tree of...”
– Jake launches Hybrowse, a thing to help you find what you’re looking for.
