Peter Vidani: Archive

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Mar 31st

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“FUCK IT YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE!!! BLOG FREE DIE HARD!!!”

– Jacob

Mar 31st

putthison: Dark blue is better than black in everything except for shoes. You’re mad, man.

Mar 31st

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Mar 31st

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Do sailors ever say, “You could light a match out here” on a day there’s no wind? If you sail can you start saying that, and maybe throw some traffic to my blog if it takes off?

Mar 31st

Mar 30th

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Mar 30th

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“Something bigger than a lightning bolt, but definitely smaller than a cupcake.”

– David

Mar 29th

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Mar 28th

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Just remembered mustard pretzels are a thing.

Mar 27th

Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

Mar 24th

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Mar 23rd

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Mar 23rd

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Inside the freezer is a gun. Bullets are in the ice cubes. Thaw them using the wig in your back left pocket. Password is Sadie Hawkins. Now.

Mar 23rd

Anonymous asked: Are you ever going to release any of the awesome new themes you've been working on?

Mar 23rd

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Whoever is behind the Michael Jordan Twitter is a...

“I sometimes wonder what’s going on in Australia. Or, maybe Japan. Life must be a lot different over there.” “Why doesn’t anyone go on picnics anymore?” “Cigars are good for nature.” “I’m going through an ice-cream float phase right now. By the way.” “I’ve never used a sword or ridden a horse. I have never been in...

Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

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I’m going to start a high-end clothing line where everything is handmade by models.

Mar 21st

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On a scale of 1 to 10, what’s the most you’ve ever liked a post on Tumblr?

Mar 19th

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derangedwriter: staff: The theme preview on the Customize page now renders: Submit links Ask links Links to Pages Pagination High-res Photo styles Audio post album art Please let us know if any other theme features would be helpful in the preview! One word: AWESOME. I don’t follow you, but well put.

Mar 19th

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Mar 19th

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Mar 19th

Mar 17th

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Mar 16th

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Widescreen YouTube Embeds

matthewb: Late last year I posted a jQuery function to replace the standard YouTube Flash player with a tweaked version that improves the aesthetics by removing the background gradient in the control bar. Hayden Hunter has provided a useful extension that queries YouTube’s API and further modifies the embed code to produce a player that respects the video’s widescreen aspect ratio if set. I’ve...

Mar 16th

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Mar 16th

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“Found footage of us trying to get McDonalds to deep-fry a chzbrgr.”

– Brian King

Mar 16th

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Mar 15th

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Mar 14th

LADY GAGA AND I WERE BORN ON THE SAME EXACT DAY

THE SAME EXACT DAY edit: NEVERMIND. I THOUGHT IT SAID MAY BUT IT SAID MARCH. Meaghano: “That was the best two minutes of my life.”

Mar 12th

david: Agh! Google switched to a Javascript submit on their SERP search form. Now I can’t command-submit to open in a new tab. :( They also just ended their Keyboard Shortcuts experiment so I can’t “google” with one hand anymore.

Mar 12th

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