Peter Vidani: Archive

“FUCK IT YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE!!! BLOG FREE DIE HARD!!!” —Jacob

Dark blue is better than black in everything except for shoes.

You’re mad, man.

Do sailors ever say, “You could light a match out here” on a day there’s no wind? If you sail can you start saying that, and maybe throw some traffic to my blog if it takes off?

“Something bigger than a lightning bolt, but definitely smaller than a cupcake.” —David

Just remembered mustard pretzels are a thing.

Collapsing Stars The Mountain Goats

(via Fuck Yeah The Mountain Goats and nikoolaid)

The Mountain Goats - Collapsing Stars

Inside the freezer is a gun. Bullets are in the ice cubes. Thaw them using the wig in your back left pocket. Password is Sadie Hawkins. Now.

Are you ever going to release any of the awesome new themes you've been working on?

Thanks. Tomorrow good for you?

Whoever is behind the Michael Jordan Twitter is a genius.

“I sometimes wonder what’s going on in Australia. Or, maybe Japan. Life must be a lot different over there.”

“Why doesn’t anyone go on picnics anymore?”

“Cigars are good for nature.”

“I’m going through an ice-cream float phase right now. By the way.”

“I’ve never used a sword or ridden a horse. I have never been in space or in the deep ocean. There are so many things I’d like to try.”

“I’m going to read all day one of these days.”

— @michaeljordan

I’m going to start a high-end clothing line where everything is handmade by models.

On a scale of 1 to 10, what’s the most you’ve ever liked a post on Tumblr?

derangedwriter:

staff:

The theme preview on the Customize page now renders:

Submit links

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Please let us know if any other theme features would be helpful in the preview!

One word: AWESOME.

I don’t follow you, but well put.

Widescreen YouTube Embeds

matthewb:

Late last year I posted a jQuery function to replace the standard YouTube Flash player with a tweaked version that improves the aesthetics by removing the background gradient in the control bar. Hayden Hunter has provided a useful extension that queries YouTube’s API and further modifies the embed code to produce a player that respects the video’s widescreen aspect ratio if set.

I’ve placed the new code on Pastie under a Creative Commons attribution license: pastie.org/871790

This is nice and pretty.

“Found footage of us trying to get McDonalds to deep-fry a chzbrgr.” —Brian King

LADY GAGA AND I WERE BORN ON THE SAME EXACT DAY

THE SAME EXACT DAY

edit: NEVERMIND. I THOUGHT IT SAID MAY BUT IT SAID MARCH.

Meaghano: “That was the best two minutes of my life.”

david:

Agh! Google switched to a Javascript submit on their SERP search form. Now I can’t command-submit to open in a new tab. :(

They also just ended their Keyboard Shortcuts experiment so I can’t “google” with one hand anymore.

PYT (Pretty Young Thing) 2008 Michael Jackson (With Will.I.Am)

Michael Jackson (w/ Will.i.am) - P.Y.T.

“I'm just laughing at these faces. They're like my friends; they laugh, I laugh back.” —Meaghan with regard to a post she just wrote herself. Wow.

“'I saw my wife putting French's mustard on a bologna sandwich for our 5-year-old son, and I just lost control,' Gibson said. 'I said things—awful things that I'm not proud of—and the two of them were clearly shaken. I can never take those words back. When I looked in the mirror and barely recognized that livid face staring back at me, I finally understood that these mustard people weren't really my friends.'” —Man On Internet Almost Falls Into World Of DIY Mustard Enthusiasts | The Onion

Thanks Ben Gold TV!