June 2010

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Oh! You Pretty Things David Bowie

David Bowie - Oh! You Pretty Things

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Keynote thoughts

— Anyone know who the man is that screamed at the gyroscope announcement? Sounded like an escaping ghoul at 0:47:15.

— I wonder if we’ll ever hear Steve Jobs say “dude” in a keynote.  Seems like he’s always so close.

  • Megan: What do you get when a chicken crosses the road?
  • *****: A chicken on the other side of the road? What?
“I'm at an edge. Look for me.” —The answer to “Where are you?” in the Guggenheim.
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24% of visitors click my head petervidani.com

I think it could be shortened to “nothing but the whole truth.”

Five Or Six Dudes Jump Out Of Nowhere And Just Start Whaling On This One Guy theonion.com

“I just saw some poor fucker completely get his ass beat down by a bunch of seriously pissed-off dudes.”

A personal favorite.

Efforts in Gulf to Limit Flow of Spill News nytimes.com

In a separate incident last week, a reporter and photographer from The Daily News of New York were told by a BP contractor they could not access a public beach on Grand Isle, La., one of the areas most heavily affected by the oil spill. The contractor summoned a local sheriff, who then told the reporter, Matthew Lysiak, that news media had to fill out paperwork and then be escorted by a BP official to get access to the beach.

(via jstn)

Experiencing supreme guilt for giving a nice man wrong directions in Manhattan. He’s so screwed.

Ventriloquist Dummy Crosses Line In Suggesting Partner Is Actual Dummy theonion.com

Gasps turned to shouts of outrage in the Looking Glass Theater as the wooden doll’s words settled across the audience, and what had been a sharp but kindhearted exchange between two seeming friends turned ugly.

What if today is the day your floor finally gives out?
“Though there was a warning on the coffee cup, the jury decided that the warning was neither large enough nor sufficient. They awarded Liebeck $200,000 in compensatory damages, which was then reduced by 20% to $160,000. In addition, they awarded her $2.7 million in punitive damages. The jurors apparently arrived at this figure from Morgan's suggestion to penalize McDonald's for one or two days' worth of coffee revenues, which were about $1.35 million per day.” —Liebeck v. McDonald’s Restaurants
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