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“What are the scientists doing with all that technology? Just sitting on their patoots? Just yesterday there was another plane crash. Isn't that what we have radar for? Why isn't someone taking care of that?” —The Onion: Somebody Should Do Something About All the Problems
“I was on my back on a marble floor late at night in Venice a couple of years ago, and I was just like, Fuuuuccckkk.” —Bill Murray
- GQ: But you must think you're kind of funny if you get up onstage and tell jokes.
- ZACH: I don't have any skills. It's the only thing I can do. You know what is always funny to me, also? And this is pretty specific. It's the tuba.
- TRACY: You don't think the trombone is funny?
- ZACH: Actually, horns in general. For some reason, I can't keep it together when I hear trumpets at a wedding. I have to leave the wedding, because I'll start laughing.