Step one: Have someone prepare all of the ingredients and tell them to put them in separate containers on a table, and to project the recommended portion sizes onto a wall.
Step two: Mix everything into a jar. You don’t even have to follow the recommended portion sizes. Wear gloves. One of my gloves had a hole and it still smells like garlic only right there.
Step three: Pick a corner of the apartment you hate and leave the jar there uncovered for three days.
Step four: Eat and enjoy! Besides eating it raw, I look forward to cooking it in stew and frying it with scrambled eggs.
My first name is Alex. I go by my middle name, Peter. Just kidding, not even true.
Funny you should say that though, because my brother’s name is Alex. Also not true. My dad’s name is Alex. Nope.
A man is playing a game on his phone while surgeons operate on his open chest.
Another gift from me to New Yorker with plenty more on the way.
A group therapy session has eight or so people sitting in chairs forming a circle. One of them is a horse wearing a necktie.
I started a new blog today. Not sure how often I’ll update.