I can’t believe there still isn’t a to-do list app that let’s you write with ink penmanship on a severed hand.
“I can’t get anything done unless I write it on my hand.”
- Brian: <Screen shot 2011-06-12 at 2.26.17 PM.png>
- Me: What is this from.
- Brian: A failed short we did. Casey is chatting online with a fake 16 year old girl. It turns out to be you wearing the Domo Kun box. We were going to shoot a kidnapping scene, but went mudding in your dad's Jimmy instead. You blew out a tire.
There’s nothing worse than overcooked noodles.
- Dad: But at the end of the day gold is just metal. If the whole world is starving it isn't going to help us any. You know what will? Beans.
- Me: And ideas.
- Dad: No, beans. That's why I'm going to start collecting beans.
Can’t believe there still isn’t a dog toy that looks like a little pile of homework.