Topherchris has the nicest telephone voice I’ve ever heard.
“Mom, Dad, there's something we have to talk about. I've been wanting to tell you this for some time, and I want you to know that while I'm fully aware this might be difficult for you to hear, remember, I am still your son, and I love you very much: Mom, Dad, I'm gay, and so help me God, I am stronger than the both of you, and I won't hesitate to beat you back to the Stone Age if you give me any shit about this.” —The Onion: Mom And Dad, I’m Gay And Also Stronger Than Both Of You, So Don’t Try Any Shit
“In GPS technology, the phrasing 'COCOM Limits' is also used to refer to a limit placed to GPS tracking devices that should disable tracking when the device realizes itself to be moving faster than 1,000 knots (1,900 km/h; 1,200 mph) at an altitude higher than 60,000 feet (18,000 m). This was intended to avoid the use of GPS in intercontinental ballistic missile-like applications.” —Wikipedia: CoCom
Found the person buying my chair on Svpply. Tempted to comment on everything they add, “That’s gonna go great with the chair.”
- Peter: what would people think of you if they saw you driving around in an astro van? that's the most important thing in life.
- Danielle: they would think WOW she is probably picking up some cool shit on the street
- Danielle: and hauling firewood
- Peter: to where???
high fives all around on the new photosets. This is probably one of my favorite new features in a long time.
“Shaquille O'Neal came into my work today and the video idea I pitched him was that he should come to my 10 year high school reunion and, without any explanation, carry me around in his arms all night while I catch up with old classmates. He passed.” —Chris Kelly