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With a 10-second head start Michael Phelps would beat me in a swimming race.
If Shaun White and I were in a snowboarding competition, and I sprained my ankle the night before, he would definitely win the snowboarding competition.
If Ryan Gosling and I were hitting on the same girl, and I didn’t have a chance to comb my hair or put on any body spray, the girl would absolutely go home with Ryan Gosling instead of me.
Michael Phelps can swim way faster than me if I don’t have time to stretch beforehand and also ate less than 30 minutes before. I mean, he’d obliterate me in that situation!
If you asked me and Frank Rich a series of trivia questions about US politics there is no doubt he would demolish me if he were allowed one hint per question.
If I got the role instead of him and didn’t have as much time to rehearse I would not have done nearly as good a job as Daniel Day Lewis did with the acting stuff in There Will Be Blood. No question.
Michael Phelps is a better swimmer than I am when I’m not feeling well.