April 2012

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“I want to make a remake of Big about a 20 year old who wishes he was 21 and it comes true. But he dies of alcohol poisoning almost immediately.” —Ben (20)
“The pancake is so hot that when it hits the guy’s face, it just sticks. The family receives word and they race to the hospital, but the main doctor is like, ‘Sorry folks, the pancake was too hot. The best we could do was carve out little eye holes and then a mouth hole.’ It sure is sad at first, but when they peek in, they see that the doctor had the restaurant send over a second pancake that he fashioned into a tiny hat — no charge.” —Tom Oatmeal 

I want Sim Grocery Store.

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Just remembered that all I know is only what I think I know :(

Literally just screwed a pooch.

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“I watched David brush his teeth with a napkin.” —Sarah
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“I came, I came, I conquered.” —

James Cameron, after masturbating in his submarine at the bottom of the ocean. (I presume.)

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