Peter Vidani
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  • Great Uses For Twitter

    1. Posting about who you’re having dinner with.

    2. Ever have dinner with people that are also on Twitter?  Make a post that says you’re having dinner with them.

    3. Next time you’re having dinner with someone, make a post that at-replies the username of that person and say you’re having dinner with them.

    4. You’re having dinner. Look around the table. Note who is on Twitter and make a post that says you’re having dinner with that person.

    5. Make a reservation at a restaurant (make sure to invite someone that uses the communication client Twitter).  When you get to the restaurant, give your name and wait for them to seat you at your table.  Wait for the other guests to arrive.  When that particular guest arrives, the one that uses Twitter, make a post about what you’re doing at the moment — having dinner with the invited guest — and address them with the name they chose to use on Twitter.  Put an @ symbol before their name.

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      this just made me laugh forever all over everything.
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      hahahaha twitter pwned
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