Just took a political survey over the phone, I think because I have a phone number from a swing state. It took about 20 seconds.

• Press 1 if you are male.
• Press 1 if you are between the ages of 18 and 29.
• Press 1 if you are Caucasian.
• Press 1 if you are a Democrat.
• Press 1 if you voted before the election.
• Press 1 if you voted for Barack Obama.

Never felt like such a tool in my life.