Just took a political survey over the phone, I think because I have a phone number from a swing state. It took about 20 seconds.

  • Press 1 if you are male.
  • Press 1 if you are between the ages of 18 and 29.
  • Press 1 if you are Caucasian.
  • Press 1 if you are a Democrat.
  • Press 1 if you voted before the election.
  • Press 1 if you voted for Barack Obama.

Never felt like such a tool in my life.

  1. bloodorangea reblogged this from petervidani and added:
    I just snorted so hard.
  2. mdt said: Me too and me too and me too.
  3. maxyoder reblogged this from petervidani and added:
    This hit my funny bone.
  4. aflyingpineapple reblogged this from petervidani
  5. doug said: Life on the easiest setting possible!
  6. willw said: The surveyor rolled their eyes after every answer.
  7. bfreece said: did this earlier today, pressed 2 for female