#food

• 1 turkey, egg, and cheese wrap
• 1 bowl of cottage cheese
• 1 kiwi
• 1 porchetta sandwich from Eataly
• 1 bowl of Cocoa Krispies
• 1 bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios
• 1 cup of rice pudding

• 1 black coffee
• 1 McDonald’s Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit
• 2 McDonald’s Breakfast Burritos
• 1 McDonald’s hashbrown
• 10 steamed clams
• 7 shrimp
• 2 glasses of seltzer
• 2 apple cider donuts

(previously)

English breakfast at Kupersmith

• 1 whole wheat bagel with cream cheese
• 4 slices of tomato
• 2 slices of raw onion
• 2 half-sour pickled cucumbers
• ¼ pickled tomato
• 2 oz. of coleslaw
• 1 bowl of matzoh ball soup
• 3 slices of carrot
• ½ chopped cow liver and raw onion sandwich on white bread
• ⅔ potato pancake
• 1 Nexium™
• 4 raw oysters
• ½ roll with haddock
• 1 buttered, salted roll
• ½ sea urchin

Megan and I went down to Brighton Beach today and stopped at M & I International. Sausage, fat, and smoked fish.

• 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream
• 2 small sugar cookies
• 1 shot glass of chocolate pudding
• 5 edamame
• 1 small salad
• 1 half of a pickle
• 1 lobster roll
• 1 slice of raw tuna
• 4 oysters
• 5 shrimps
• 1 meatball sub

Eating at a French restaurant, sitting next to a table of French people. Guess that’s how you know it’s real.

Happy Birthday was sung at the opposing table. Someone said cha-cha-cha at the beat and someone cried and the rest raised their glasses.

The French were not amused.