#idea

Hackers! the musical, same world as Rent, computer viruses instead of AIDS.

If you’re ever installing a brand new toilet, it would be funny to make a giant martini in the bowl and take a picture of you drinking from it before it’s ever used.

Other funny things you could do in a brand new toilet:

• Use the bowl to serve salad to guests

Next time it’s raining and you need to get out of something, saying you left your convertible top down will always work

Calvin peeing on Hobbes window decal.

Dairy Queen should make a candle that smells like the inside of a Dairy Queen.

Idea for a sandwich called The New Yorker: chicken bones on a toasted everything bagel.

Here’s an idea to unite the world in a single mission. Let’s all dig a really deep hole.

iOS should automatically create an album for screenshots.

Last meal idea: root beer in a paper cup without ice at a birthday party.

I can’t believe there isn’t a cologne that smells like when someone opens a Redbull in your car.

Dog name idea: Guy

It would be cool if, when the phone is turning on, you could throw the Apple logo around the screen.

I wish instead of Undo they’d called it Nevermind.

Chipotle-flavored gum.

I want Sim Grocery Store.