• Pyotr: I have no idea what I'm doing in this new Yahoo Backyard
  • tagsavage: You are in a Yahoo backyard. There is a skeleton here.
  • Pyotr: Walk to skeleton
  • tagsavage: Okay.
  • Pyotr: Walk to skeleton
  • tagsavage: You already did that!
  • Pyotr: Drink skeleton
  • tagsavage: I don't know how to drink skeleton.
  • Pyotr: Learn how to drink skeleton
  • tagsavage: You pull your Book of Learning from your weathered satchel.
  • tagsavage: Table of Contents
  • tagsavage: I. Potions
  • tagsavage: II. Beverages
  • tagsavage: III. Skeletons
  • tagsavage: IV. Swords
  • tagsavage: V. Advanced
  • Pyotr: Go to chapter III
  • tagsavage: "Skeletons: Much has been told of skeletons by our forefathers. They lay at rest until disturbed, at which point they move unpredictably and cause random damage. They can be eaten or drunk with the assistance of a grindstone and a goblet."
  • sultan: That's the whole chapter?
  • tagsavage: The script is rather large.
  • Pyotr: Place grindstone on skeleton
  • tagsavage: You remove a grindstone from your weathered satchel.
  • Pyotr: Place goblet on skeleton
  • tagsavage: You place the goblet on the skeleton. It appears to...move?
  • Pyotr: Take off shirt
  • tagsavage: You remove your shirt. The skeleton is now sitting upright.
  • Pyotr: Drink skeleton
  • tagsavage: You drink the skeleton.

Improv

  • tagsavage: There goes another 3 hours of my day.
  • peter: I assume you'll bill double?
  • peter: (Tag is a contractor)
  • peter: What's your rate again?
  • tagsavage: Yes. I am a contractor. And...
  • tagsavage: (your line)
  • peter: No, but not really. How do you like working here full-time?
  • tagsavage: Yes, I work here full time! And I am a contractor.
  • peter: What's that on your head?
  • tagsavage: It is my hair. And I am having hair,
  • peter: Are you sure there's not a parrot on your head...?
  • tagsavage: Yes, there's a parrot on my head! And!

Site copy

  • tagsavage: "The feeling we get is that following this blog is a recommendation we have for you."
  • tagsavage: We should have some corners of the site that are completely alien.
  • peter: "Not wanting to start a meetup, but, however, am interested in a shipment of stickers. Sound like you? Click here and type through the complete form, is step one. Step two? We make the shipment of stickers."
  • tagsavage: "Fan-Mail is a great platform to express the things you love to the people you follow! If "ask" is not for you, then consider fanmail, which is on paper backgrounds and not available for dashboards."
  • peter: "Immediate publishing, schedule-a-post, following several blogs with a single click. There are so many things a draft post cannot do. Keep that in mind the next time someone asks you to consider it."
  • tagsavage: "Tumblr dashboard is seamless with seven post kinds. Aa, Camera, Quotation Marks, 8, Hello Bubble, Powerbolt, and Camera are all different media for different things—the things you share!"
  • peter: Graham Johnson favorited a Tweet you were mentioned in
  • peter: useful
  • kirk: Graham Jones went to a bar someone saw you in
  • peter: Graham Jones was watching you this morning for about 4 minutes
  • tagsavage: Graham Jones, when you think about it, is just as human as me or you.
  • kirk: Graham Jones borrowed the library book after you
  • dominic: Graham Jones: definitely not a robot.
  • peter: Graham Jones, a friend of your brother, no longer exists in this dimension full time.
  • tagsavage: Graham Jones, the wind whispers his name and then is gone
  • peter: Graham Jones has requested your friendship and blood.
  • peter: Reminder: Graham Jones sent you a blood request.
  • tagsavage: How hard would it be to build a social network based on blood-swapping?
  • dominic: Graham Jones wants to be your blood buddy.
  • dominic: i just want to found a town and name it something awesome
  • tagsavage: What would you call it?
  • dominic: Fuck Everyone Who Lives Here
  • dominic: VA
  • tagsavage: Population?
  • dominic: You.
  • tagsavage: Any notable attractions?
  • dominic: A giant sinkhole in the middle of town.